The tallest living man on earth has been mailing a bunch of peculiar packages to the shortest man alive. The latest token of amity--a pair of height increase insoles--was a bit of a gag, but the short guy, like always, accepted it in good faith. For P597 instead of P995 prompt a grin on the face of a vertically challenged buddy today.
Bradford’s Elevator Insoles can instantly add up to three inches to the height of anyone called “shorty” for more literal reasons, whether he’s an athlete looking to intimidate opponents in the field, a hopeless romantic who prefers taller girls, or perhaps a job applicant hoping to pass a height requirement without having to wear stilettos. They’re biomechanically designed so they don’t feel uncanny under the foot, and laminated with high density EVA for shock absorption and energy return.
These insoles are also adjustable, such that you can change the insole height up or down anytime. Save P398 and level the playing field in more ways than one by taking advantage of today’s Metrodeal.